...oblivious in oblivion...

my bday is on wednesday and i am super excited to be getting presents. so get me one bc i have no job and am poor. love you. bye.

i totally retract my previous worries... the rest of my life is going to be awesome from this day foreward... spring break is heaven.

holasito to you too. so i am totally getting mad apathetic about prom yo. the initial plan was all dandy bc i was getting it all situated and had everything pretty much down... then joey and brit hate each other after a mundo fight-->brit gets a date who hardly keeps her updated with the plans, so i am probably gonna get ditched--> even the initial house plan getting kinda shaky--->claire trying to find her place amidst the decay and confusion. If i still go with joey to prom then i am sure i will be just be perpetuating problems, so my new and improved plan b is for claire to go clubbing on april 6th right when i turn 18, til the night before prom, april 16 i think... and then vwala i will surely meet my prince charming on the club circuit and he will be way hot and want to pay for everything, ooh and he will conveniently own a roles royce for our transportation pleasure. bingo, i am a geniiiuuss. booyah. man i love how things work out for me all the time. ooh and not to mention my dress situation, oh wait i dont even have one in order to have a situation... i rule school and uhh the pool.

on a less pathetic level, i am so planning the coolest party ever ever ever... well in my awesome pequito mind anyways. since my mom is the best mom ever and bought me a MAGIC BULLET OF HOLY GOODNESS AND SPLENDOR, i am planning to have a cookathon magnanamusness totallly. it will consist of making everymeal with the bullet of magicness and then we will all chill with our little bulley cups filled to the brim with mind altering frozen substances. wow i know you are dieing to get a piece of this action. who can resist making pesto in 10 seconds? not i said the fly. haha all i know is that itll be spring break this weekend and so we need to start the 9 day party marathon off right.

blah i am just trying to take up space here... well i go to Clemson on sunday so i can go visit the campus and make sure i am making the right choice to go there. college is making me mucho excited, but i still have qualms about my expectations being too high. am i just never going to be completely satisfied? am i just doomed to be underwhelmed by people my whole life? will i need some prescriptions in order to keep myself from slandering all the sorority girly skanks i meet? hmm i dunno, but i do know i am so gonna win the car at project graduation so you other bitches better not even try... ahahahahha i just thought id stir up some friendly competition.. teehee.. meh. anyways, this is probably the only post ill make for a while so take it in and let it permeate through your being.

== kiss and make up.

i am way out of the loop. i just found out about the whole bomb threat thing at el escuela. it obviously wasnt a big deal if everyone is laughing about it... i guess i was just too busy getting out after 2nd period to be bothered with overachiever student nonsense...

i had the funniest night ever... brit and i accompanied some friends to club rainbow. yes that is a lesbian bar/club indeed. so we walk in and our friends' gf knew the bouncer so our 17 yr oldness wasnt an issue. i go up to the bar and order a slippery nipple shot, which in itself is hilarious considering where i was although its just basically vodka and kahlua, so i was starting to enjoy the whole scene since i was able to buy drinks and stuff. haa ooooh man... we sit down and start to observe the dance floor which was totally filled with lesbians of all kinds all doing bumpin and grindin and whatnot. well now that i start talking about it it isnt really that special, but we got hit on alot which i think was the best. nothing heightens your spirits like a girl coming up to you and saying that shes been watching you and thinks youre cute...ahahhahahaaa. anyways we all got down and dirty on the dance floor and once we finally left at like 3 i must say i think i was feeling a little dykish myself just bc i was wearing a tshirt. but i think it was just something in the air. but now i have a need for clubbing. once i am 18 i can start to branch out and maybe go to straight clubs, now theres something to look forward to. anywhoo, i hate all you bitches who are older than me but i hope you have good clubbing stories to tell me some day. oh yea and tomorrow is valentines day... woot woot now ppl have another excuse to get laid.

i cannot believe that austin was eliminated on project runway.

...eeee im posting...

...simply because i cannot drive, therefore i am not able to relocate myself anywhere other than in front of this puter of com. mhmm so i just got done watching that super sweet 16 party thingy, and with each episode my hope for our generation goes further and further into the depths of an abyss... preferably that cool abyss in that movie with the glowing ,squeaky things. yep. they are all rich poo brains with patheticly whipped parents. If i ever have a child that acts that way they will be sold into the black market with the snap of a finger. that's right bitch, have fun feeding abusive old men grapes in your lap. yea well t.v. lately is dissappointing, well other than Alias which i have been emmersified into and cannot help but download all the seasons. its only taking like a month... now you see where my time goes when i have no tranportation, tis a sad life i lead. It is weird when before you are able to drive it is assumed that ppl will pick you up, and then you get into the habit of driving yourself and meeting ppl places and there goes all the fun of waiting around for that conditioned dash to the door when you hear a car horn outside. no biggie, its not my fault my friends live on the check gauge light and i have a need for speeeeed. wow so everyone apparently has already reserved limos and stuff for prom. that's crazy since i cannot even think that far ahead... its even after my birthday, loooong way away. maybe ppl think if they plan it all now then it will in some mysterious way occur sooner and then before you know it we are graduating. damn we have alot of shit to show up for during this last semester. meh.

-we know you eat your own farts!

HAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I so dropped my phone into a glass of water...so yea its kinda not working. all the same i get my new one in a couple weeks, poor little thing though. humph. I just watched that movie grind... haaaaaaaaa ooh man was it predictably amusing. they play like sumple plan then throw some sublime in there along with subliminal advertising up the wazoo and add in bam margera and a pool skating scene and call it a skater movie. sickening really. but hey everything is commercially fake these days, who am i kidding?!
today in one of my classes a little junior looked at me in a inquisitve manner, mind you ive never talked to this kid in my life nor even know his name, and he asked me if i knew where he could get the "hook up for a sick stash of chronic"...what the hell?! not only is that the most ridiculously lame statement ive ever heard in my whole life, but do i look like a damn druggie to any of you?! i dont fucking think so... but then again you know how i like to wear all my pro weed shirts and smoke blunts in between classes.... uhghghgshgdkjs. that makes me so irritated... sorry but no little boy i dont hook juniors up with drugs. blah.
at any rate tonight is going to be awesome. the weeks are flying by and i am generally happy with things right now... good friends, hot boy, happy parents, cute puppies, not terrible grades and almost clean room. rock on.

--october means halloween! in case you didnt know.

i know this is crazy that im posting again but dude!!!?!! i got a speeding ticket today. tis a travesty. i was going down kingwood drive at like 2:50ish (mind you i was already out of school and just happening to pass by) and the little school zoney things were flashing so i slowed 'er down... then a cop, posing as a traffic coppey guy, stopped traffic and came up to my window and said " are you aware you were going 32 in a 20?"... hahaha i was like uhhhh are you talking to me? is this allowed?... needless to say i had to pull into the parking lot and have ppl pass me and stare. i dont care really, cops have no souls. but now i have to go to defensive driving or some shit like that. I just cant believe that there is no way out of it for free... either way im paying an assload. why did we invent cars to go to 100+mph if we werent meant to use it?!

--respect my authoritay

i had to film another movie since the first one was plain crap... although ill admit there are some good blackmail shots on that puppy haha... but this time it was just brittin and joey driving around and stealing cars... well joey gets out of my car and guess what happens? yep, the damn camera battery falls into the drain/gutter thingy. Making this the 2nd time, count it 1..2! im glad we had crowbars since we didnt have another heroic dano to get into the manhole this time. I am seriously never going to park near a drain again. too much excitement for one day. in other news... I am almost positive of which college i am seriously thinking of now. Its pretty much somewhere i would have never guessed a month ago....University of Georgia. the more i hear about this place the more i love it! its like a smaller UT, great music scene, beautiful area, nice weather... and not to mention if i get a scholarship.. its way freaking cheap! I just have to retake the SAT, even though my current score is more than enough to get in, and then apply there and a couple more places and then i will be set... well its easier said than done. blah im so lazy... hmm i just hope i dont mess something up. Although im pretty sure im on an ok path now... the past couple months have been so awesome, i now look in retrospect and see how silly i used to be, caring about the wrong things, getting flustered over nonsense,and mainly just taking things too damn seriously. although im still pissed about that 20 bucks kate owes me and how much im missing my sweatshirt.... hahahahhaha

-whatever dude

My lj wedding by chynafox
username
age
city
you will marry	teapartyforme
flower girl	never_assume
best man	radical_
bridesmaid	benweasel
you will have your last fling with	ahh_les_homards
registrar	mailcontrol
secretly wants to marry you themself	philinte
date of the wedding	April 24, 2036
number of times you do it on your wedding night	5
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this whole entire weekend was too funny... although i must say my college search is now still only narrowed down to 20 schools.. and that was with painstaking deduction. how i am ever going to get it down to like 8 schools i will never know. im too occupied with wanting everything i see.. im like ooooh man i like north east, oh yea but i also like north west, and hey i cant forget about california!... ooh shit and i really like virginia.... i wish i could just know who would accept me and save my ass the money it takes to apply there!. fuck. ooh and in other news that ludacris song thats like "fuck you!"... is damn good, everyone should listen to it. ok ending now.

so tonight i filmed my movie... it was drunkenly horrible. bitches and hos!!!!!!!! oh well... i hate some ppl but then i think about it and just remember that they are fucking pathetic. the end.

Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia
Name:
Favorite Food:
Wants to Bang you:
This many times:	31
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last night i got all stressed out be my entry posted like 7 times.. and then once i finally got to delete them... there are none left. i am so not tech savvy.
but on the plus side my sister,who is here due to hurricane ivan being a dick, is taking my car somewhere far away to visit a friend today!!!! whoot now i have to drive a truck! yay i love my life! :'(

ahh i hate lj.. it wont show me if my entry posted so i keep clicking and it wont show up!!!!! keeel it.

I am definitely my own worst enemy bitches.
I hate regreting the night before.
I wish i wasnt so judgemental.
I alone manifest all my problems.
I cannot be controlled.
I feel like im watching my life from the back seat.

blah...




I love being loved.

is it just me or is playing with that little lj goat frank like the most amusing thing ever?!

mmk...so the world has been reduced to 2 categories i seem to think... the awesome ppl and the ppl who eat the awesome ppl's leftovers in a pitiful attempt to obtain awesomeness themselves... bwahahahahahaha. tonight was most excellent of sorts. saw anaconda whateva... but everytime they said anaconda i just kept thinking "my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun!" yep. and we had an intense time talking to some weird chicks who thought sarah's phone was evan's... needless to say those hos kept calling and we gave them a run for their money. after pb&j, chocolate milk and too many hot guys begging for our attention to count, i came home to rest. 4 days of straight partying does that to a child... too bad im in a state of utter sleepy restlessness. til next time, be friendly.